Rewritten Proverb




Old Proverb: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

2013 Revision: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited minutes, free internet, cash for clunkers, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, EBT card, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democratic the rest of his life; even after he's dead.

 

 

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